Archive for September 21st, 2006


Wita Warsinie, 14 IX 2006 – Spectacular escape from ODS headquarters


£ÓDZ — Yesterday afternoon, around 4 o’clock in the afternoon, a spectacular escape took place from the ODS [1] headquarters on Owiêta Witoldu III Absolutu in £ódz. Two alleged terrorists, who had been taken prisoner earlier that day, managed to escape the interrogation room and exit the building. Although the police had the building surrounded by then, the two managed to escape the scene via a stairway to a roof-garden. Their trace was lost while they crossed various roofs before they disappeared into the city. Although they used various unspecified kinds of violence, nobody got seriously hurt.

Nothing is known about the identity of the two terrorists, nor about the precise nature of their crimes. According to Roman Kościołany, head of the ODS, the two – a man and a woman – are extremely dangerous and armed. He said the police will do everything to track them down as quickly as possible.

It is not known whether the incident was related to a mysterious car chase in £ódz that took place a few hours earlier that day between the city center and the aerodrome.

(1) Oficz Dziefięcy Statu, “Office for the Defense of the State”, the RTC’s secret service.


Louisiannan Election RESULTS


3 Sans-Culottides, CCXIV (20/9/06)

Marie-Claire Gildersleeve was sworn in today in a short ceremony at the National Assembly just prior to her departure in state visit to the Empire of Japan where she will be negotiating continued cooperation in the space efforts and other trade agreements.

Mme. Gildersleeves’ press office has already swung into play, declaring that there is credible evidence that President Jean-François Young was not the victim of a random lunatic, but a carefully orchestrated assassination by the American Leadership Conference, and that Empress Aico might well have been a most unfortunate casualty. The investigation is ongoing, but already this news has sparked protests in Philadelphia and at the New Amsterdam headquarters of the ALC.