Archive for July 29th, 2006


Labor Leader Arrested


9 Thermidor CCXIV (July 28, 2006)

Shrèveport, Saint-Onge, Louisianne

The private residence of Jacques Chevalier was raided today by Louisiannan Gendarmes. While many of the staff were arrested, M. Chevalier was no where to be found. After extensive searching a secret passage was discovered, leading to an underground car-park filled with M. Chevalier’s fleet of cars.

Later that afternoon the elusive M. Chevalier was cornered near the Tejan border and arrested on charges of bribery, embezzlement and money laundering. This bold move according to an anonymous source has been years in the planning and was initiated by Prefect Gildersleeve.

Reprisals for M. Chevalier’s arrest have been near immediate as government offices in Baton Rouge were attacked, strafed with bullet-fire. Similar attacks were brought against the City-Hall in New Orleans.

M. Chevalier will be arraigned by closed circuit television early Monday. As he is a flight risk, many suspect he will be held without bail, and his arraignment will be held via closed-circuit television.