Archive for July 28th, 2006

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Tejas Unrest

2006/07/28

July 26, 2006
SANTA FE

Santa Fe’s downtown district was flooded with a small group of protesters who have come out against the proposed merger of Credit Louisiannaise and tbe Banco Nacional de Tejas. Most are locals who are against the idea of any attachment to Louisianna, however some are ex-officials at the bank, laid-off as the merger has proceeded toward the close date later this year.

This has brought up renewed questions as to the legality of the merger, but the Parliament and the Solms-Braunfels have supported it whole-heartedly, feeling that it will be a boon to the otherwise crippled economy of Tejas.

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Ouaren Gough speaks out

2006/07/28

July 27, 2006

Ouaren Gough has announced through a recording that was delivered to an Oregonian news office near the Serpentine River that “this war will be unending. God is with us and we will fight to the end.”

He went on to further say, “Hostility toward Alta-California is a religious duty, and we hope to be rewarded for it by God … I am confident that faithful Saints throughout Deseret will be able to end the legend of the Alta-Californio rule.”

Gough threatened reprisals against Alta-Californios, saying, “Every Californio is an enemy to us. We will decimate them.”

Speaking of their rights to the lands of Deseret, Gough made it clear that martyrdom was not something he or any other FLDS feared. “In our religion, there is a special place in the hereafter for those who participate in a war protecting their homes, their wives, children, and religion. We will be at the right hand of God, right next to Captain Moroni.” Behind him in psuedo-hebraic script is what mormonism specialist identified a “title of liberty”, representing the cloak that was written on by Captain Moroni, a righteous general that defeated oppressors through the grace of God against great odds.

Regional analysts agree that this war will not end any time soon.

–UPDATE–

In a second video, Ouaren’s brother and second in command, Abel Gough stood forth to demand reprisals against all non-FLDS in the region, quoting from 1 Samuel, “Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.”

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Louisiannan Support to Alta California part 3

2006/07/28

July 23, 2006

While the Ministry members celebrated their “Pioneer Day”, celebrating the arrival of their ancestors from Louisianna, President Jean-François Young and Arnoldo Schwarzenegger met in Tremble, Alpes-Argentés today to discuss the scope of the insurgence led by Ouaren Gough.

Dirigibles with Spretu fighters and officers from Louisianna serving as military advisors have arrived. The first regiments of Alta-California’s armies have begun arriving via the desert road that passes through Las Vegas.

July 24, 2006

A major air strike against the FLDS stronghold of Riu Verde has destroyed the FLDS temple and church headquarters, as well as stockpiles of weapons, some of which is reported to have been chemical in nature. Clashes in Scipio and Panguitch between Alta Californio forces and FLDS have resulted in large numbers of casualties for the FLDS, and rumors of rape of surviving women has been propagated. The government in San Diego is investigating these claims.