The Louisiannan Campaign Trail


IBAP, Le Caillou, St. Louis, Louisianne

President Guillaume Henri Claintaun hit the campaign trail today, kissing babies, giving speeches and hitting every whistle stop on the train lines of the department. While this seems the standard picture of a campaign, it’s far from the truth.

President Guillame Henri Claintaun is not competing against an average opponent, and he doesn’t have a supportive wife at home…because she’s on the campaign trail as well.

Today, Madame Hilary Rodham Claintaun announced that she would represent the centre-right Peuples Pour un Meilleur Louisianne, or PPML, to compete against her husband. In the opinion polls President Claintaun is lagging, dropping to 50% from his 64% at the new year (late September).

All other candidates don’t have the voter support, so this will degenerate, most likely, to a battle of the sexes…so may the best man…or woman win!

Franc Dubois, Political Analyst, IBAP

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